THE LOBSTER CHRONICLES
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Chronicles of Halo
Chronicles of Halo - Episode I

"I love beaver creek", Lobsterboy thought to himself as he carefully maneuvered onto the rock ledge above him to grab the coveted rocket launcher. Only to his dismay there was one small detail missing...

The rocket launcher wasn't there.

Instinctively he quickly looked down only to see his reticule go red and the name 'Thrawn2' flash before his eyes.

No time to think. Close the distance or run. Lobsterboy jumps downward at his opponent, switching to his shotgun and chucking a plasma in his path, hoping for the best...

"Nice try Lobsterboy", Thrawn2 thinks as he menacingly aims the rocket launcher, right at lobsterboys head. He fires.

The rocket flies by Lobsterboy, now in midair, and for just about a nanosecond, he breathes relief. But today is not his lucky day.

The rocket slams into the cliff directly behind him, hurls him forward into the air like superman, all the way onto the top of the bunker, and then straight through the glass window, till his lifeless body finally comes to rest right on the altar amidst shards of broken glass. Needless to say, he's dead.

"How do you like how that works?" comes Thrawn2's joyful response through his xbox headset!

Lobsterboy respawns at the far edge of the river. Right next to the overshield.

He smiles. "not over yet."

- The chronicles will continue, as well as the game!!!
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